Fast Food Feline
my friend once had a woman throw chicken nuggets at her one by one because she was missing one
Anonymous

Now she has none

This woman gives me 20.35 and her change is 4.81 she tells me she gave me the change so she would get 5.01 back not all this change I gave her so i gave her 5.01, my drawer was short and I had to use my own damn money BC she didn't know how to count!
Anonymous

I feel yah

another new story! someone ordered 40 fucking dollars worth of food today, and then got super pissy when it didnt come fast enough. and THEN they bitched at me because i "forgot" a small chili they didnt even order! they kept telling me they couldnt find the receipt and that they ordered one but i knew exactly where the receipt was and got it for them. you arent getting free food and DONT get an attitude when i dont fall for your bullshit.
givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

After being promoted to shift leader after 2 years at the same job working 75 hour weeks, I finally quit my job because my manager promoted the new, high schooler to assistant manager and wanted me to train her.

I feel you

Me: "your total is $14.01"Customer: *searches in his pockets for a while, hands me a penny and then tells me to put the rest on his credit card*
Anonymous

what

man oh man can i relate to this blog. i work at a wendys that's connected to a tim hortons, and i cant tell you how many times people have come through the drive-thru asking for tim hortons stuff. the menu right in front of you says wendys! if both wendys and tim hortons sold stuff through the same drive-thru, you would see tim hortons stuff!
I work in a local pizza joint. We are basically Subway for pizzas- customers go down the line telling you what toppings they want. We press out the dough on the line instead of prepping it beforehand, so 99% of the time the pizzas are in weird shapes instead of perfectly round. Today a guy comes in with his kid and orders two pizzas. I press the dough and as usual they come out in different shapes. Him- “Is that pizza smaller?” Me- “It’s the same amount of dough, sir, but they just come out in different shapes.” Him- “But that one looks smaller. I don’t want my son feeling bad because I got a bigger pizza than him.” Me- “I can press out another one if you’d like.” Him- “You’d better. You know, I shouldn’t have to point this out to you. Quality control is your job. You should be paying attention” I didn’t respond because all of my energy was going into restraining myself from crushing his skull with the dough press.

I work in a local pizza joint. We are basically Subway for pizzas- customers go down the line telling you what toppings they want. We press out the dough on the line instead of prepping it beforehand, so 99% of the time the pizzas are in weird shapes instead of perfectly round. Today a guy comes in with his kid and orders two pizzas. I press the dough and as usual they come out in different shapes. Him- “Is that pizza smaller?” Me- “It’s the same amount of dough, sir, but they just come out in different shapes.” Him- “But that one looks smaller. I don’t want my son feeling bad because I got a bigger pizza than him.” Me- “I can press out another one if you’d like.” Him- “You’d better. You know, I shouldn’t have to point this out to you. Quality control is your job. You should be paying attention” I didn’t respond because all of my energy was going into restraining myself from crushing his skull with the dough press.

I work in a local pizza joint. We are basically Subway for pizzas- customers go down the line telling you what toppings they want. We press out the dough on the line instead of prepping it beforehand, so 99% of the time the pizzas are in weird shapes instead of perfectly round. Today a guy comes in with his kid and orders two pizzas. I press the dough and as usual they come out in different shapes. Him- “Is that pizza smaller?” Me- “It’s the same amount of dough, sir, but they just come out in different shapes.” Him- “But that one looks smaller. I don’t want my son feeling bad because I got a bigger pizza than him.” Me- “I can press out another one if you’d like.” Him- “You’d better. You know, I shouldn’t have to point this out to you. Quality control is your job. You should be paying attention” I didn’t respond because all of my energy was going into restraining myself from crushing his skull with the dough press.

I work in a local pizza joint. We are basically Subway for pizzas- customers go down the line telling you what toppings they want. We press out the dough on the line instead of prepping it beforehand, so 99% of the time the pizzas are in weird shapes instead of perfectly round. Today a guy comes in with his kid and orders two pizzas. I press the dough and as usual they come out in different shapes. Him- “Is that pizza smaller?” Me- “It’s the same amount of dough, sir, but they just come out in different shapes.” Him- “But that one looks smaller. I don’t want my son feeling bad because I got a bigger pizza than him.” Me- “I can press out another one if you’d like.” Him- “You’d better. You know, I shouldn’t have to point this out to you. Quality control is your job. You should be paying attention” I didn’t respond because all of my energy was going into restraining myself from crushing his skull with the dough press.

cracked:

DON’T. MAKE. THE. PUN.
5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You

#3. “Thanks a Latte!!!” (To a Barista Serving You a Latte)
Get it? It sounds like you’re saying “Thanks a lot,” but you’re not saying “Thanks a lot,” you’re saying “Thanks a latte,” which sort of rhymes with “Thanks a lot.” Anyway, long story short, I propose that any barista within earshot of this comic gem has the legal right to remove the lid from the latte and throw the scalding contents in the customer’s face.

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cracked:

DON’T. MAKE. THE. PUN.

5 Jokes That Make People in Service Jobs Want to Kill You

#3. “Thanks a Latte!!!” (To a Barista Serving You a Latte)

Get it? It sounds like you’re saying “Thanks a lot,” but you’re not saying “Thanks a lot,” you’re saying “Thanks a latte,” which sort of rhymes with “Thanks a lot.” Anyway, long story short, I propose that any barista within earshot of this comic gem has the legal right to remove the lid from the latte and throw the scalding contents in the customer’s face.

Read More