Fast Food Feline
Had a woman come through the drive thru and ask this question. We all looked at each other, confused, and when asked “I’m sorry, what was that?”, she drove away. 

Had a woman come through the drive thru and ask this question. We all looked at each other, confused, and when asked “I’m sorry, what was that?”, she drove away. 

Full cars of drunk customers coming through the drive thru at like 2am honking their horn and yelling WOO WOO because their friends (also drunk) are in the car behind them..... This is my every weekend
Anonymous
I usually work the front counter and what pisses me off like nothing else is when it's 9:30 pm and mothers bring their really young kids in and LIFT THEM UP TO SIT ON MY COUNTER. It's unsanitary, unsafe for the kids, and I don't want to tell anyone how to parent but your crying three-year-old in pajamas should really be in bed at this point. Giving your child a sugary caffeinated soda before their adult-sized fries is also not the way to go, but that's really none of my business.
Anonymous
Alright so I work at Cici’s, and I have some of the most amazing mangers ever (I swear). Well I was closing after a super intense shift so of course me and my co-workers are going to do some goofing off and talking whilst we work. Well one of the rules about closing is that the manager of the night tries to get us finished and out of there by 11, so when he noticed me and one of the bus boys flirting and chatting it up, he was like, “Get your asses in gear you two” followed by, “You know how Cinderella turns into a pumpkin after midnight? Well I turn into an asshole after 11.” We just died laughing. I love managers. 

Alright so I work at Cici’s, and I have some of the most amazing mangers ever (I swear). Well I was closing after a super intense shift so of course me and my co-workers are going to do some goofing off and talking whilst we work. Well one of the rules about closing is that the manager of the night tries to get us finished and out of there by 11, so when he noticed me and one of the bus boys flirting and chatting it up, he was like, “Get your asses in gear you two” followed by, “You know how Cinderella turns into a pumpkin after midnight? Well I turn into an asshole after 11.” We just died laughing. I love managers. 

Get off your phone. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE and communicate with the person trying to HELP you. No you are not entitled. No it is not ok. No you do not deserve my help. You ARE being rude, inconsiderate and stupid because when something goes wrong with your order, do not expect me to give a fuck.

Get off your phone. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE and communicate with the person trying to HELP you. No you are not entitled. No it is not ok. No you do not deserve my help. You ARE being rude, inconsiderate and stupid because when something goes wrong with your order, do not expect me to give a fuck.

Working fries when it's summertime
Anonymous

Getting tanned from the heating lamps. Classic.

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One time I was taking an order at the drive through speaker from a woman my boss doesn't like. When I finished, my boss took the ticket from me, crossed out where I wrote the color of the car, and replaced it with "bitch in car." It made my day.
Anonymous
I work overnight and every night we have to close our system and reopen it, during which time we can only take orders if customers are paying with cash. Whenever a car pulls up to the speaker I ask them, "Welcome to McDonald's, will you be paying with cash tonight?" and EVERY SINGLE TIME they ignore my question completely and just start ordering. It's annoying cause customers get so mad when I don't respond to them immediately, but then they don't pay attention to me!
Anonymous

Or when debit is down and you say you’re only taking cash, and they proceed to order 50$ worth of stuff and get mad when they can’t pay! And then blame you!!!