Fast Food Feline
Like most fast food workers I rarely get tipped. But when I do my manager always steals it from my and slams it in the till. I normally can manage to get it out when she’s not looking. But seriously, that money was given to me as a tip not for you to put in the till.

Like most fast food workers I rarely get tipped. But when I do my manager always steals it from my and slams it in the till. I normally can manage to get it out when she’s not looking. But seriously, that money was given to me as a tip not for you to put in the till.

My McDonald's is now selling these enormous dinner boxes that come with 2 Big Macs, 2 cheeseburgers, a 10-piece McNuggets and 4 small fries. They are absolute hell to make we'll get order after order of these things on football nights. This morning someone tried to order two of them at 4:40AM. THAT AIN'T DINNER TIME YA STONED FOOL
Anonymous
Sunday morning opening shift: worst thing I've seen in drive thru. A guy came through and ordered a water. I took his money. A little while later, he came through again for another water. I took his money, and then when I was handing him his water I noticed that he was entirely exposed and jacking off! What a pervert!
Anonymous

Ewww

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

harrystylesdildo:

you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job

i had a tiny victory at work the other day - 2 people came in during a rush and both ordered multiple "double cheeseburgers" but after i put BOTH orders through they asked "why is it so expensive? we want the $3 burgers" they wanted the double BBQ cheeseburgers aka something totally different. like i'm psychic, and they clearly thought i was stupid. but then a regular came in and asked me, in front of them how uni was going and i got to tell him i won an award for consistent high marks. suckers.
there were these pies sitting on the table and they weren’t very old but they had cooled off, so my coworker put them back in the oven to reheat them
she promptly forgot about this and they sat in there for over two hours

there were these pies sitting on the table and they weren’t very old but they had cooled off, so my coworker put them back in the oven to reheat them

she promptly forgot about this and they sat in there for over two hours

my first time on front register a man came in with the bags he got from drive thru and started yelling at me about how disgusting his food was and that he wanted his money back and that he'll never eat there again and that he'd be back for the copay after his kids got sick
Anonymous

I love the “We’ll never eat here again!!!” threat. Great, one person out of the thousands and thousands we see in a day. And then you see them back the next day.

I don't work in fast food, but I recently started driving and going through drive throughs. Your Fast food Etiquette post amazed me. I had no idea people where that stupid. Ordering food and being polite is the easiest thing in the world. I can't believe you guys have to put up with that shit. God bless y'all.
Anonymous

😘